Grr

I really wish you would put your lip over your face and swallow it.

Its Like Telling A Comedian "You're too funny. I don't like you."

quote

You cannot be angry with God without believing in Him.

Busy

This week has been crazy busy with finals. Not much to say... just a lot of the same stuff.

Sarcastic Comment of the Day:
Our terrier Penny would not stop yapping.
My Aunt yells "I have the power to make you die!!!!!"
I laughed

Day Two

So today, after I finished my history test, I went home and continued to move my belongings to my new apartment. This is exhausting when it requires going up and down two flights of stairs. I soon remembered that I was supposed to meet up with a friend to train him at the gym today at one. I was a little bit late, but nonetheless made it to the appointment. The next hour and a half was quite enjoyable... at least it was for me. I made him run for twenty minutes on the treadmill, sprinting the last two. He did a lot better than last time... because this time cardio was not followed by the inability to walk and the urge to pass out. I ran him through a few workouts on machines, but what made this session so fun was that I ran workouts on the mats. I was getting so many weird looks from people. On person went back and forth multiple times, staring. I am not sure what was going through his head. A few people were looking at my victim (the friend I am training) with pity. And my favorite part was the looks I got from a few guys who, who are twice my size, and about three times my weight. The phrase going through their mind was obvious by the looks on their faces. While the watched me smiling as quarts of sweat are dripping off my friend their eyes were telling me "you are sadistic." I guess it might be weird that I enjoy working people out to about an inch of consciousness, but my dear friend was not complaining because he wants to lose ten pounds before his girlfriend comes back at the end of the month. This makes me think. Many guys are in awe at females who pour boiling hot wax on various bodyparts in order to make themselves more appealing. But males do this too. While females are scorching themselves, men spend countless hours working out and doing extremely stupid things that most often cause pain simply to attract the females who attempt rip every unattractive hair from their body. Why must we all resort to pain? I have no clue, because I am one of those guilty of putting myself through major discomfort for the sole reason of attracting a member of the opposite gender.

Sarcastic quote of the day:

Support Bacteria- they're the only culture some people have.

	History test. Two essay questions. Two pages each. Forty minutes to finish. TGIF

Getting Started

So this whole blog is purely for the use of sending my unspoken thought out into the world for others to read.... or not. It really doesn't matter that much. I have a theory that people hold in too much than is good... and then the people who should hold things in usually choose not to ( or they are unaware that they have a choice in the matter, it is a compulsion).

So today it rained. Not usually a good sign for the start of the day, but progression of time is sometimes helpful... only sometimes. I went to my only class of the day, weight training. Since I am participating in a research study (which is being conducted by my coach) I am not allowed to work out. This is ever so slightly annoying, but I just get so much enjoyment from being stuck 6 times in both my thigh and my calf and spending 15 minutes standing on a machine that vibrates me hard enough that my teeth feel like cracking and I can't see straight. RIGHT!  So I walked all the way to campus, into the weight training room, said "I'm here!" and then walked out. I hiked the stars of death to upper campus to go to the testing center. I attempted to take a test, guess what? The  testing center was closed. So I walked home, considering whether owning a giraffe as a pet was ethical, I still don't know my opinion on that one.
I can't complain about everything. When I did get the opportunity to take my test I earned a 100% (yay me!). Upon arriving at my apartment, I found that my wonderful roommate made wheat cinnamon rolls (yumm!). And I walked in on an in depth conversation about the next moves of the Nefarious Lady Deathmoon (villian), the Ubiquitious Pink Ninja (hero), and the duplicitious character of the Doppleganger. All of these characters are created to represent each person in my apartment. I am still trying to decide on a character and name. If you have any ideas please let me know. My creative juices are lacking considerably at the present moment.

The comment of the day: This section is dedicated to the comment that made me smile the most during the day.

*Upon hearing that Prop 8 had been overturned, my usually quiet and meek roommate replied "Is it wrong that assassination came to mind?"
The answer to that is "Yes, oddly quiet roommate, assassination is wrong. But kudos for the cynical remark used to vent your frustration."

*I mean no animosity to the gay community by posting this, it was just an oddly entertaining situation to observe. To quote Myq Kaplan "I am gay friendly, which in high school meant I was gay. I hate the term 'gay friendly' it makes me Straight angry." "American prejudice has reached new levels. They used to outlaw interracial marriage. Black people should not marry whites, they should marry blacks. Now they are saying Gay people shouldn't marry gays, they should marry....... us?"